Quotes

Quotes

 * "Proper prior planning prevents pitifully poor performance"
 * -- http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7355949-proper-prior-planning-prevents-pitifully-poor-performance


 * "If You Don't Know Where You're Going, Any Road Will Get You There."
 * --The Cheshire Cat, Alice In Wonderland


 * The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
 * But I have promises to keep,
 * And miles to go before I sleep,
 * And miles to go before I sleep.
 * Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening
 * --Robert Frost


 * Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
 * --Unknown


 * Things turn out best for the people who make the best out [of] the way things turn out.
 * --Unknown (received in church lesson)


 * In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
 * --Unknown


 * For it must needs be, that there is an opposition in all things.
 * --2 Nephi 2: 15


 * Those who structure their standard of living to allow a little surplus, control their circumstances. Those who spend a little more than they earn are controlled by their circumstances. They are in bondage.
 * --President N. Eldon Tanner taught ("Constancy Amid Change," Ensign, Nov. 1979, 81).


 * I used to be indecisive .. but now I'm not so sure
 * --Site : Pronco


 * Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 * -- user ni signature


 * Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
 * -- Reverend Larry Lorenzoni


 * "You can't make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak"
 * -- Abraham Lincoln


 * "And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done."
 * -- Jim Young - Boiler Room 2000


 * $100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing
 * -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"


 * "To know recursion, you must first know recursion."
 * --Unknown


 * Man's Prayer: "I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess."
 * -- The Red Green Show


 * “I’ve always said we need to make it harder for guns to get their hands on crazy people.”
 * -- Stephen Colbert


 * "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."


 * "Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." "Irony: not always a parent"

Office Quotes

 * it's like a train wreck...you just can't pull your eyes away, even though you can't bear to watch.


 * Pam: You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away?

Not My Job
The most famous poem of the Vietnam War :
 * IT'S NOT MY JOB TO RUN THE TRAIN, THE WHISTLE I CAN'T BLOW,
 * IT'S NOT FOR ME TO SAY HOW FAR THE TRAIN'S ALLOWED TO GO,
 * I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BLOW OFF STEAM, NOR EVEN CLANG THE BELL,
 * BUT LET THE DAMN THING JUMP THE TRACK AND SEE WHO CATCHES HELL.
 * --Unknown


 * I'm not allowed to run this train
 * Or see how fast it'll go
 * I'm not allowed to build up steam
 * Or make the whistle blow
 * I cannot exercise control
 * Or even ring the bell
 * But let the damned thing jump the track
 * And see who catches Hell.
 * --Unknown

Not My Job
 * I'm not allowed to run the train
 * The whistle I can't blow
 * I'm not allowed to say how fast
 * The railroad train can go
 * I'm not allowed to shoot off steam
 * Nor can I clang the bell
 * But let the Damned train jump the track
 * And see who catches hell.
 * --The Gandy Dancer's Verse

QUE SERA, SERA

 * "Que sera, sera,
 * Whatever will be, will be;
 * The future's not ours to see.
 * Que sera, sera,
 * What will be, will be."


 * QUE SERA, SERA
 * Doris Day

Statistics
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics! - B.Disraeli

Statistics means never having to say you're certain. - Unknown

A statistician is a person who stands in a bucket of ice water, sticks their head in an oven and says "on average, I feel fine!" - K.Dunnigan

A statistician drowned while crossing a stream that was, on average, 6 inches deep. - Unknown

Most people use statistics the way a drunk uses a lamp post, more for support than enlightenment. - Unknown

Figures don't lie, but liars figure. - Samuel Clemens (alias Mark Twain)

"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that." - Homer Simpson

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson

In earlier times, they had no statistics, and so they had to fall back on lies. - STEPHEN LEACOCK

97.3% of all statistics are made up. - Unknown

"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." - Mark Twain

3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population. - Unknown

Death is 99 per cent fatal to laboratory rats. - Unknown

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. (Paul Harvey News, 1979)

80% of all statistics quoted to prove a point are made up on the spot. - Jody Levine

There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up. - Rex Stout

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Statistics in the hands of an engineer are like a lamppost to a drunk—they're used more for support than illumination. - A. E. Housman

An approximate answer to the right question is worth a good deal more than the exact answer to an approximate problem. - John Tukey

To guess is cheap. To guess wrongly is expensive. - Chinese proverb

Lottery: A tax on the statistically-challenged. - Unknown

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. - Benjamin Disraeli

When the only tool you have is a hammer, then every problem begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure. - Mark Twain

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. - Mark Twain

Love myself
I love myself I think I'm grand I go to the movie I hold my own hand I put my arm around my waist And when I get fresh I slap my own face!

Church
"There are no aethiests in a fox hole" (in war)
 * -- Mark Asay in Sunday School

"There are 3 types of people: 1. The haves 2. The have nots 3. and the have not paid for what they have."
 * --Daniel Preece Sunday sacrament talk 2009.03.22

PSALM 109 : 8-9
 * 8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
 * 9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

The Mummy Movie Quotes
Evelyn: Now, what exactly is this man in prison for? Warden Gad Hassan: Well, this I did not know. But when I heard you were coming, I asked him that myself. [shouts a command in Arabic] Evelyn: And what did he say? Warden Gad Hassan: He said he was just looking for a good time.

Evelyn: Where are they taking him? Warden Gad Hassan: To be hanged. Apparently, he had a VERY good time.

Kenneth's Quotes

 * Maintaining basic personal computer hygiene is important. Remember to wash one’s computer screen at least monthly.
 * http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEkWFrAl8s0
 * -- Kenneth Burgener @ Facebook.com @ 2009.05.17

Conan Jokes

 * "in the year 3000 ... youtube, twitter and facebook will merge to become one giant time-wasting site, named 'YOU TWIT FACE . . .'
 * -- 6/3/2009 Conan O'Brien show

Computer Quotes

 * "The performance increase you can expect from running a Registry cleaner can be calculated as z(n + y), where n is the number of Registry entries cleaned, y is your system CPU's clock speed in gigahertz and z = 0."
 * -- Robert Strohmeyer, PC World


 * "No trees were killed in the posting of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."
 * -- unknown


 * 'there is no patch for human stupidity'
 * -- Seen at#scale9x

Geocaching Qutoes

 * "I Use Multi-Million Dollar Satellites to Find Tupperware in the Woods. What's Your Hobby?"
 * --

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey
Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey: Humor Break! http://www.ronmedlin.com/miscelaneous/deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey-humor-break/ Posted on February 10, 2009, 12:13 pm, by admin, under Humor, Miscelaneous.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words - “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean ? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I’m a coward.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we’d all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I’m not sure where we’d go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called “Dad.” We’d eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I’d say Flippy, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong, though. It’s Hambone.

If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think its that big a deal. First of all, if you’re a swan, you’re probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you’ve got, so why not mate for life?

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, “Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?” or “Do you have that $50 you borrowed?” Man, quit being so cheap!

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet you could shoot beer out of you nose.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex.

If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

I think a good product would be “Baby Duck Hat”. It’s a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Sometimes, when I lie in bed at night and look up at the stars, I think to myself, “Man! I really need to fix that roof.”

If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, “Can’t you make it shoot farther?” “No, I’m sorry. That’s as far as it shoots.”

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he’s carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he’s carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you’re drunk.

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.

It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.

Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that’s like a regular window.

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were “just going down to the corner.”

If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you’d look out your little window and think, “Boy, I’m glad I’m not out in that.”

Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions’ and it you got a different ‘impression’ so what, can’t we all be brothers?

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting!

Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: “That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”

If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s a common mistake. You have to let nudity “happen.”

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won’t bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they’ve caused?

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn’t have that dangerous beak.

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you’ll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that’s my point.

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

DEEP THOUGHTS BY KIDS:

I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend that I’ve found my dog. Then I tell them to kill it anyway because I already gave away all of his stuff. Dog people sure don’t have a sense of humor. Age 14

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That’s what happens to cheese when you leave it out. Age 6

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started. Age 15

Freedom and Politics

 * "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
 * -- Benjamin Franklin, "Pennsylvania Assembly: Reply to the Governor", November 11, 1755; as cited in The Papers of Benjamin Franklin, vol. 6, p. 242, Leonard W. Labaree, ed. (1963)


 * You cannot make the weak strong by making the strong weak.
 * -- Ronald Reagan


 * The government cannot give to anyone anything
 * that it does not first take from someone else.
 * -- Adrian Rogers


 * The trouble with socialism is that you soon
 * run out of other people's money.
 * -- Margaret Thatcher

Pray for Obama - Psalms 109:8 - "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."
 * 7 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
 * 8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
 * 9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
 * 10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
 * 11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
 * 12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
 * 13 Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

Dirty Quotes

 * Loves the tired but satisfied feeling after a good workout.
 * -- Kasey Woolf


 * Are you talking about sexercise? :D
 * -- Rae Lakey


 * "Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
 * -- R. D. Laing
 * "Life as a Fatal Sexually Transmitted Disease"
 * --
 * "Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal."
 * -- Neil Gaiman
 * "Life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease, orignating either from God or your mom.
 * 
 * "Life is a sexually transmitted disease, so get over it!"
 * Unknown

Thomas The Train

 * "I make good decisions, that's what I was told. I will not be fearful, I'll be brave and bold."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_Island_Rescue

Desperate Housewives
Adele: (to Susan) My Memaw said a woman should be a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom. 

The Experiment
"Yeah, you know, I only got three rules, eat twat, smoke pot, and smile a lot."

Team America: World Police
Team America: World Police - Wikiquote - http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Team_America:_World_Police
 * "Gary: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"


 * also: http://www.whysanity.net/monos/teamamerica.html

Team America: World Police - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_America:_World_Police
 * "Team America: World Police is a 2004 satirical action comedy film written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Pam Brady and directed by Parker, all of whom are also known for the popular animated television series South Park. The film is a satire of big-budget action films and their associated clichés and stereotypes, with particular humorous emphasis on the global implications of US politics. The title of the film itself is derived from domestic and international political criticisms that the U.S. frequently and unilaterally tries to "police the world". The film features a cast composed of marionettes. Team America focuses on a fictional team of political paramilitary policemen known as "Team America: World Police", who attempt to save the world from a violent terrorist plot led by Kim Jong-il.
 * The film was primarily inspired by Thunderbirds, a popular British TV show created by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson which also featured an all-marionette cast, though Stone and Parker were not fans of the show. The duo worked on the script with former South Park writer Pam Brady for nearly two years. The film had a troubled time in production, with various problems regarding the marionettes as well as the scheduling extremes of having the film come out in time. In addition, the filmmakers fought with the Motion Picture Association of America, who returned the film over nine times with an NC-17 rating. The film was recut by a few seconds and rated R.
 * The film was released in the United States on October 15, 2004 and received generally positive reviews. Team America grossed over $51 million worldwide. The film was released on DVD in the United States on May 17, 2005, available in both R-rated and unrated versions."

Team America: World Police (2004) - IMDb - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/
 * "Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love. "

Team America: World Police (10/10) Movie CLIP - Dicks, Pussies and Assholes (2004) HD - YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs

Watch Team America: World Police Online | Netflix - http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Team_America_World_Police/70011195?locale=en-US
 * "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone apply their acerbic wit to global crime-fighting in this musical satire about an all-marionette police force that takes on the challenging role of keeping peace on a troubled planet. Wherever there's a dictator itching to rule the world, Team America flies in to dismantle the government. The team's newest recruit is Gary Johnston, a Broadway star who just may have found his true calling."

IT Crowd
The IT Crowd | Friendface | Channel 4 - YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rNgCnY1lPg

How does it work? Friendface works along the same principle as a cold or a plague, but it's not disgusting germs that Friendface spreads, it's friendship.

Each Friendface page is like a petri dish filled with friendship germs.

When you stick your face into the dish, you may come away with millions of people attached to your face! That's right, it's basically a diseased face of friendship! Just sign up with Friendface, by giving us all of your personal information, and we'll provide a web page where you can meet new friends, catch up with old ones, and maybe find that special someone.

Don't think about germs now, that analogy's over.

Now it's just love and companionship, and everything's fine.

We own everything you put on Friendface, it says so in the terms and agreements, but don't worry, we won't use it to do anything bad, we promise.

Just think about love and companionship and everything's fine.

Friendface. Friendface. FriendFace.

The IT Crowd s03e05 Episode Script | SS - http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-it-crowd&episode=s03e05

Last Man Standing - The Inglorious Baxters' Pie Rack
"Apple, cherry, lemon meringue I wake, I bake, I do my thang Sad to say I’ll never take you back So wave goodbye to my pie rack. (Her pie rack) My pie rack (Her pie rack) Pa pa pa pa pie rack So when you wake up and begin to wonder why Your day no longer starts with my key lime pie. Shouda have thought of me as more than just a snack. The content of my character, not just the content of my rack. (Oooh) Shoulda have shown some respect Checked your behavior Soon another guy will enjoy your favorite flavor (boysenberry bliss as a matter of fact) Cause there ain’t nothing sweeter than Mandy’s pie rack. On more than one occasion (twice) You embarrassed me. Like when you cried (you cried) At Lion King 3D. Boys will be boys, Just think they can have us. But those days are over, See ya later Travis!"

Last Man Standing - The Inglorious Baxters' Pie Rack - YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzOyH0fZMTU

Dead Dog Rover
My Dead Dog Rover Song

The Tune: (Four Leaf Clover)

A Dr. Demento Classic.

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover, That I over-ran with the mower. One leg is missing the other is gone. The third one is scattered all over the lawn. No need explaining the one remaining It's splattered on the kitchen door. I'm looking over my dead dog Rover, that I over-ran with the mower.

I’m looking over my dead dog Rover Who died on the kitchen floor. One leg is broken, the other is lame, The third leg is missing, the fourth needs a cane. No need explaining, the tail remaining Was caught in the oven door. I’m looking over my dead dog Rover Who died on the kitchen floor.

My Dead Dog Rover Song lyrics midi - http://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/song/my_dead_dog_rover-494.asp

My Dead Dog Rover - YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzd8utz2tts

Rover (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rover_(song)

Convinced Against His Will
"A man convinced against his will, is of the same opinion still." -- Benjamin Franklin?

Yep Uh Huh Sure Sounds Tough
Yep. Uh-huh. Sure sounds tough

http://i.imgur.com/h7YeJPb.jpg

The Ranch - Season 1 Episode 9 - There Goes My Life